English is a stupid @@@@@@@@
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Let’s face it
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
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English muffins were not invented in England.
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We sometimes take english for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that :scratch
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
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If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing. :knockedou
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn’t the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
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Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another
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English is a stupid @@@@@@@@
*******************************************
Let’s face it
There is no egg in the eggplant
No ham in the hamburger
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
*******************************************
English muffins were not invented in England.
*******************************************
We sometimes take english for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that :scratch
Quicksand takes you down slowly
Boxing rings are square
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
*******************************************
If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing. :knockedou
If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
If the teacher taught,
Why didn’t the preacher praught.
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
*******************************************
Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways
How can the weather be as hot as hell on one day
And as cold as hell on another
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