Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other
Marriage
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her master
Divorce
Future tense of marriage
Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of
the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the
biggest piece
Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water
power
Dictionary
A place where divorce comes before marriage
Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees
later on
Ecstasy
A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before
Classic
A book which people praise, but do not read
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
Experience
The name men give to their mistakes
Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look
forward to the trip
Optimist
A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not
injured yet"
Miser
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich
Father
A banker provided by nature
Criminal
A guy no different from the rest .. except that he got caught
Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills,and kills you with his bills
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